How Being a Blogger is Like Being a Sex Worker

No prior experience necessary

Word of mouth works best

Doing it once a day is good, doing it twice a day is better, doing it three times a day is best but awfully hard to sustain

If you pleasure someone, you’ll often be pleasured in return although not always in the way you'd prefer

It’s really important to avoid viruses

Learn a few basic tricks and then do them over and over
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Getting someone to pimp your business can increase traffic but also has unintended negative consequences

Some days it’s impossible to satisfy the customers

Trackbacks always welcome

At first, the work is a lot of fun; as time goes on, less so

Receiving rude or off-topic comments is part of the job

The vast majority of the public has no idea what you’re doing

Sometimes it’s really hard not to suck

How Being a Blogger is Not Like Being a Sex Worker:

Sex workers get paid